July 11, 2006
The Blue Drone Says: Sports Edition
-On Zidane: Head Butts R Ok. I shall make bumper stickers with the phrase, get rich and ditch the Hive for good.
-On Maserati, Mazzerati or whatever his name is: He's an imbecile.
'Materazzi admitted he insulted Zidane before the France captain head-butted him, but denied calling him a ''terrorist.''
''I did insult him, it's true,'' Materazzi said in Tuesday's Gazzetta dello Sport. ''But I categorically did not call him a terrorist. I'm not cultured and I don't even know what an Islamic terrorist is.''
-On deciding a World Championship via Penalty Shootout: Stupid stupid...like deciding an NBA championship via marbles shootout, or a tied baseball game via Badminton deathmatch.
-On crybaby fútbol players who fake injuries on the field: They should each be repeatedly beaned by 98-101 mph fastballs...now that's pain bitch!
-On the MLB All-Star Game: Nobody cares about the All-Star game.
-On Kittens: kittens r so cuute! Who's a cute little kitty, yes u are!!!
Ok, maybe the last one isn't really related to sports...
Vive le Hot Dog!